Ten Reasons I Rule
Top Ten Reasons I, Reid Kerr, Rule
10) Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
9) Bad handwriting on college application led to an accidental minor in "Methmatics", thus leading to my haggard appearance.
8) I share a birthday with Bobcat Goldthwait.
7) I can clearly remember David Letterman's guest appearance on "Mork And Mindy".
6) Slept with Eddie Money's girlfriend on a bar bet.
5) I can identify which "Friday the 13th" movie I'm watching within 10 seconds of tuning into it.
4) I actually know Julie Tam.com, of JulieTam.com fame.
3) I live my life with equal doses of the four Noble Truths, the Eightfold Path, and the seven words you can't say on television.
2) I like to call myself a nihilist, not because I truly am one, but because people don't know what that is.
1) I can identify any song from the 80s by less than a second's sound cut from it. It's a gift.
6 Comments:
I have a whole new respect for you, Reid (although I knew you ruled before you posted this).
Holy crap.
You know, I just said "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" the other day. Swear to Cash!
But, the other nine...nope. I so only rule 1/10 of your rulability.
BTW, thanks for the congrats. :-)
Well, some of them weren't true. I only winged the man in Reno, so technically I shot a man just to watch him limp. And I've never met Eddie Money's girlfriend, but the concept came to me while writing some lyrics the other day, and for some reason struck me as the height and breadth of funny.
Gracias for the kind words, guys. And good luck, Jozet.
*smacking you across each cheek w/ my cyber glove*
I can name that crap 80's song in 2 notes....
Methmatics? Or maybe "hiterature" with that 80's thing.
Julie who?
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