Sex Tapes & Career Suicides
A new video relased shows musicians Kid Rock and Scott Stapp engaged in after-concert relations with strippers. Suffice it to say that this is no longer much of a big deal, other than the weird combination of the two names. Unless Ludacris does a sex tape with Adam Ant, I doubt we'll see a stranger combination of video tag team partners.
Kid Rock does not care, and you have to at least appreciate that. Everyone who's ever been around musicians know that they're not in it for the long hours, bus rides, and lack of benefits. Into everyone's life a little stripper-action must fall.
Honestly, this is a wonderful thing for Kid Rock. He not only has a new album coming out, but now has a video to go along with it that shows him drunk with four strippers in his trailer. So far, I haven't seen anything that is out of the ordinary for Kid Rock. Let's remember here that it's not a big deal to him. He was engaged to Pamela Anderson, who by my count has been having sex for at least 18 years, and has every single one of those encounters filmed and available for sale.
And now, for Scott Stapp...dude, I don't know how to break it to you, but you can start a fight at a concert, or get drunk and try and get on a plane, or show your peeper to somebody else's strippers all you want to, but nobody cares. You were the oiled up, shirtless singer for the most correctly-maligned, God-awfully pompous band in recent memory. You married a chick that works at your fan club, and were about to embark on a club tour.
You know who embarks on club tours? Failed singers of bands that used to be popular. Enjoy your big shindig tour with David Lee Roth, Vince Neil, Don Dokken, and Hootie.
Seems like a fitting punishment for taking rock and roll to a higher, more pretentious level, Scotty. Rock music and overblown Christianity go together like country music and sobriety. You're already setting up a club tour, and getting second-hand head from trailer-strippers who came to see Kid Rock. Enjoy your time on Celebrity Fit Club.
Addendum: The woman in the video is now suing Scott Stapp for letting the video get out. Let's think about that for a minute. A stripper, who willingly came with three other women to a trailer to have nasty carny sex with Kid Rock, is getting legal counsel to prevent anyone seeing an encounter she had with Stapp. Scotty, it's just not getting any better for you and your newlywed life.
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Scott Stapp says that someone is out to get him.. trying to ruin his career. Riiiiiiight. You'll never convince me that anyone other than Scott Stapp released this tape.
I was talking to a friend today and asked if he'd heard about it. He says, "I hate to seem stupid here, but who is Scott Stapp?" (Ouch!) "The guy from Creed.", I reply. Silence.... and then, "What the hell is Kid Rock doing with the guy from Creed?!" Exactly!
Oh, "second-hand head" bwahahahahahahahaha
Anytime you're involved with doing something tawdry with someone else, and the first thing that person does is embrace the event while distancing themself from you, you have to realize that you are not the coolest kid in the sandbox any longer.
I agree, I think Scott Stapp released the tape. I think Stapp would release a tape of himself with farm animals if it would mean the slightest bit of publicity right now.
Now now, what is so wrong with Scott Stapp? Creed had some good songs out. Kid Rock isnt much better, he just gets props for being with Pamela Anderson.
In all fairness, of all the Christian singers I've ever known who took the time to oil up their chest, put on an billowy shirt left unbuttoned, and stand in front of a gale-force fan in concert to look Christ-like, Stapp is probably one of the top ten.
And if I give Kid Rock credibility for being with Pamela Anderson, that's probably thousands of people I'd have to give credit to. Men, women, midgets, farm animals, construction equipment, all of whom may have had their moment in the sun with Pam.
Pamela Anderson, one of Canada's most popular vacation destinations.
Look. It's all about that impossible to define concept Pirsig called Quality. Kid Rock has Quality. He does what he does and is what he is nicely.
And Scott Stapp is the guy from Creed.
There's really no more analysis needed.
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