Reid About It

It's gone too far. I saw a guy at my grocery store cleaning the glass doors in the frozen foods section while wearing one of those BlueTooth Ear Phones. You know, in case somebody needed to urgently reach him while he was squeegeing the front of the lasagna case. Remember back when everybody in the world wasn't always available, and we were just able to make do without being in constant contact with everyone from the President right down to grocery store support staff?

"Brokeback Mountain" will be the biggest renter ever for Netflix. Once that movie gets to a point where uptight white males can see it without being seen watching it, it'll be even bigger.

I enjoy the band The Killers, but that "Mr. Brightside" song is so thematically similar to "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee," that Jesus should be asking them for points on the record.

The McDonald's double cheeseburger is 99 cents. The McDonald's single cheeseburger in 95 cents. That doesn't really make me feel comfortable. Although now, I'll admit, when I want a cheeseburger, I'll go ahead and splurge and get the whole 5 cents more of meat. I'm worth it.

By the way, while the single cheeseburger is 95 cents, the regular hamburger is 85 cents. This means it costs McDonald's half as much to make a piece of meat as it does a piece of cheese. Just a little something to think over.