The Needle And The Damage Done
Britney Spears was walking around barefoot in a parking lot, and stepped on a hypodermic needle. The singer was understandably shaken.
"My gosh, ya'll! I was coming out of the Stuckey's bathroom, and look at this big ol' needle stuck in mah foot!"
Yeah, a little advice, Brit. At this point in your career, you can afford shoes. Wear them. In ten years, you'll be barefoot for a different reason. Enjoy the freedom to stay warm and clothed while you can.
You just know when she turns up with Hepatitis, she'll blame it on that needle and not on her husband, professional baby-daddy K-Fed, yo.
He did come to the hospital to see her, and brought her flowers purchased with Britney's credit cards. If he had used his own bankroll from his burgeoning rap career, he would have had to bring her a bouquet of parsley swiped off plates from the restaurant where he'd bus tables to make ends meet.
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I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Kevin Federline and NOT think of the SNL skit with Ashton Kutcher. "I look like I might stink, yo." Uhmmm.. yeah. You really really do. GROSS!!!
I think K-Fed is Britney's Bobby Brown. And we all know how well that's working out for Whitney. Whew!
Hey, at least Bobby Brown had a career. He's got a reason to be famous, other than being crazy.
Hey now! Long before the release of his single "Popozao", touted by Billboard magazine as.. lemme get this right.. "a monument to mediocrity", K-Fed caught Britney's eye as a bad ass hip hop dancer. I believe he trained under Julie Tam.
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