Reid About It

The news today says that three college students in Alabama may have been drinking when they set fire to nine rural churches last week. Well, good grief, I hope so! When I hear about three dirtballs in Ala-freakin'-Bama burning down black churches, I'm going to assume that alcohol was involved, because only something like alcohol could give teenage Alabama crackers the feeling that they were superior enough to anybody else to take up arms.

R: "Hey, Skeeter...is that a black UMC Church over there?"
S: "Ralph-Bob, you know I can't read. Pass me that Natural Light. Let's go down to the Super Wal-Mart and get some Skoal and gas cans, and take care of them people who's dumber than us. I'm gonna make me a Molotov cocktail with a Coors bottle and the sleeves out of my 'Rest In Peace Dale' t-shirt."

And I really can't understand the rationale behind church burning. Even if you do hate another race, if you believe in God, don't you think that at some point your favorite diety is going to be pissed about it? I mean, the pictures of God in black churches are pretty much the same as they are in white churches.

And if you don't believe in God, why would you burn down a church? Wouldn't it be funnier to you to just watch this race you hate spend their lives worshipping something that's not there? Isn't it funnier, and safer, rather than to burn the church down, just to drive by Sundays at eleven and laugh your head off at them for wasting their time?