Reid About It

I have never worked as Eric Stolz's stunt double.

Wikipedia was not my idea.

I was not part of the threesome that broke up the Dave Navarro-Carmen Electra marriage.

My first job was not as rebel anesthesiologist Danny O'Toole on "General Hospital" in the early 80's.

I did not receive a Presidential pardon at the end of the Clinton administration.

I never played in the XFL.

I never dated Alyssa Milano. For that matter, nor did I ever see Danny Pintauro in any kind of intimate manner.

It was not me playing the bass line on Young MC's "Bust A Move."

I never attended Empire State University. In fact, that's not even a real school. It's the college Peter Parker attended in the Spider-Man comics.

I did not have Ram Jam's "Black Betty" played at my first wedding.

My mid-90's relationship with Roseanne Barr ended in divorce, not an annulment as I had hoped.

I was not one of the replacement cousins on "Dukes Of Hazzard."

Despite what I say, I never slept with Eddie Money's girlfriend.