Reid About It

Ronald Dotson, a 39 year-old man who has acknowledged a sexual fetish for female mannequins, was sentenced to a year in prison after repeatedly breaking into storefront windows. Weird on so many levels, eh? Even discounting the strangeness of the fetish, this guy's got to be an idiot. If mannequins make you hot, just go buy one. Or two, or whatever.

I firmly support his right to be insanely freaky in his own house with his imaginary Kim Catrall. The problem is when he starts breaking in other places. He's probably got a mannequin wife and two plastic pretend kids at home. What's he doing up at all hours, trolling the mall for that magic moment when the new fashions come in?