Donald Trumps
Donald Trump wants his new Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey to host the U.S. Open, according to a report from USA Today.
Oh, good Lord. Just stop, Donald.
I was hoping that him administering the deathblow to his own USFL twenty years ago would have prevented him from meddling in the affairs of sports again. The only good thing about Trump playing golf is that he would have to design some kind of specially-reinforced golf cap synthesized from futuristic polymers that could contain that bioengineered rug he's got on top. The technological advances could usher in a new Golden Age.
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