No-Sell Motel
CAVE CITY, TN -- I like a motel without delusions of grandeur.
How many stars? Five? Four? Nope. Set your sights a bit lower.
I think a single star will be plenty. No need to spend more than twelve bucks on room and board. Those extra stars cost money, you know. Just take a room at the Star Motel, lay back, and shut up.
Enjoy our unheated showers, the black-and-white TVs, and the incontinent-al breakfast.
Nothing's too good for you, and that's just what you get at the Star Motel!
1 Comments:
"Incontinental breakfast" bwahahaha
Yeah, that sounds like a BYOS (sheets) kinda place that rents rooms by the hour.
Or even worse... a motel owned by Star Jones.
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