Reid About It

ABC: After School Special -- "Mrs. LeTourneau's Creepy Extra Credit Assignment"
CBS: Two-And-A-Half Men: Charlie and Alan discuss with Jake how it's possible that their show has been on for four years, and yet no one has any memories of ever watching it.
CBS: CSI: Des Moines
NBC: ER -- For the 13th consecutive year, horrible things happen at County General Hospital, which must have been built on an Indian burial ground or something.
NBC: Studio 60 -- People talk a lot.
FOX: Family Guy -- Peter equates Brian's rabies with the time he worked as P-Diddy's pool cleaner.
MTV: Pimp My Mom
VH1: I Love Last Week
ESPN: World's Strongest Granny (repeat)
NFL NETWORK: Fashion Week -- examines Terrell Owens' pimp hat and Al Davis's extensive collection of black velour jumpsuits.
E: True Hollywood Story -- Examines the tragic fate of the guy who came up with the "Behind The Music" concept.
BRAVO: Inside The Actor's Studio -- Examines Christopher Walken's career, from up and coming weirdo to highly respected creepy bastard.
TRAVEL: "Branson, Wal-Mart's Las Vegas"
FOOD: "Cooking for Bulemics"
F/X: Nip/Tuck -- Midget sex. Nothing but midget sex.