Reid About It

Lindsay Lohan is apparently dating 33-year-old Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Friends of Lindsay say Francis was with her when she got her appendix removed two weeks ago and that the two are serious enough that they planned to go on a mini-vacation over the weekend at Francis' Mexican estate but cancelled because "neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties."

I'll have to admit, Lindsay dating a low-rent pornographer means her career is about ten years ahead of where I thought it would be. I figured that would come next decade, after her comeback album sells a few dozen copies and just before her "stolen" sex tape makes the rounds.