Sleeveless Highway
JACKSON, TN -- There's a stretch of highway 32 here called "Music Highway." I know it's accurate, because while driving through there I saw Aaron Tippin picking up trash by the side of the road.
Seriously, what happened to that guy? He had a redneck patriotic act going on, and Toby Keith just swooped in and stole his audience and just left him there, standing behind in his sleeveless shirt sleeves.
Really, dude. I don't care how big your guns were, Mr. Tippin. Wear some sleeves for once. You know what comes with massive guns and sleeveless shirts?
Underarm odor and horny trailer park chicks.
And you may quote me.
1 Comments:
Aaron Tippin... He was just the redneck 90's version of Lee Greenwood, wasn't he?
Heh. I thought about you telling me this when I was on Rt. 23 in Kentucky the other day. It's called "Country Music Highway". Freaky, eh? I felt like I was in Bizarro-world.
Very funny, Kerr!
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