Who Sucks?
Honest question. When you think of a bad artform, who comes to mind? We used to have universal high points of suckage ("Ishtar", "Heaven's Gate", "My Mother the Car", The Starland Vocal Band). What are they now?
Quick examples. When I think of "not funny," Jimmy Fallon jumps to mind. With the exception of SNL's "Barry Gibb Show" and his early musical appearances, I've never found the guy funny. I'd throw Horatio Sanz in there, but I don't think abybody thinks he's funny to begin with.
Musically, I think Nickelback sucks. The way he sings every song like he's crapping his pants bothers me.
I think David Caruso's style of matter-of-fact-I'm-just-reading-my-script delivery sucks. I'd rather watch Tony Danza tell the "Aristocrats" joke than see Caruso do anything.
Take the time, and use the pulpit. No right or wrong answers. This is your chance. Tell us all what sucks.
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I think that whomever decides what network shows are picked up or canceled sucks. They cancel shows like "Judging Amy," "Related," and "Beautiful People" and give us things like "Three Moons Over Milford," "Smith," and "Jericho." I'm disgusted!
I think Fred Durst has to be the worst thing to surface the entertainment industry. Ever.
OK, you and my husband were separated at birth. Seriously. He loathes Jimmy Fallon but loves that damn Barry Gibb sketch. He was peeing his pants when Justin Timberlake was on.
As for what sucks, IMHO:
Bon Jovi
Willa Ford
Dire Straits
The Ernest Goes to Camp movies
The Simple Life shows
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