Reid About It

Lindsey Lohan has decided she wants to follow in the boobsteps of Marilyn Monroe, and go overseas to entertain troops.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan said.

Wow. Them's some pretty high goals you've set for your yourself, Lindsey. To heck with acting, singing, dancing, or anything else involving entertainment. There is no higher goal than to be pretty, and to become the masturbatory fantasy of tens of thousands of soldiers who haven't seen good old American fake boobs in quite a while. Seems like a good career plan. Don't bother to entertain, just bend over and shake a little bit.

...adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.

And was this part of the plan to free Iraq? Lindsey Lohan packing a hand cannon? If Democracy depends on arming teen actresses, I think Plato's Republic is dead as a hammer, kids.