Reid About It

So, Mel Gibson is crazy. Who'da guessed? Just because he used his own hand to crucify Christ, who would have ever thought that he might have some unresolved issues?

Gibson was pulled over for drunk driving, and responded with a drunken tirade against Jews, cops, and "sugartits". He ranted against Jews for quite a while, saying they were out to get him, and they were responsible for all the wars in the world, and that Seinfeld was overrated, and many other things.

I'm surprised Mel didn't say he was only drinking water, and some Jew must have turned the water into wine in his stomach to make him drunk.

Gibson's publicist Alan Nierob, says, "He is in a program of recovery at this time."

Well, that sounds good, until you consider that Mel considers Hitler's "Final Solution" a program of recovery, too.