Reid About It

The newest thing at Sonic Drive-In is the "Super Sonic Breafast Toaster," made with grilled onions.

To begin with, a "Super Sonic Toaster" sounds like something that Superman would use to make breakfast.

And grilled onions at breakfast? That's just not something I'm ready for that early in the morning. Why would you roll out of bed, brush your teeth, floss, and gargle, only to zip through a drive-through and eat a pile of grilled onions?

There's no grilled-onion-flavored toothpaste. I think there's a reason for that.