Mug Shots To The Dome
Two horrible, horrible mug shots today, you tell me which one is worse. We'll start with Heidi Fleiss.
Quite possibly the worst mug shot ever. Heidi Fleiss' days of people paying to have sex with her are apparently over. She appears to have been arrested for DUI, possession of meth, and looking like a bag of ass.
I can't tell if she's a criminal, or she's one of the Joker's victims from that new Batman movie. I hope she saved the receipts for her last dozen rounds of plastic surgery, because those cheeks are just not holding up under the strain.
Then, there's the legendary Andy Dick.Nice to see him taking care of himself, eh? "Okay Andy, we're going to take your mug shot now. Smile like you were the devil."
Dick was arrested at 1:13am outside a bar for pulling down the tube top of a seventeen year-old girl, and when they found him he was urinating outside and had drugs in his pockets.
Tough break for Dick, who's annually a top five pick in my fantasy death draft. My question here is, what kind of seventeen year-old girl is hanging around outside a bar at 1:13 in the morning wearing a tube top, watching some strange guy pee?
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Pretty scary - I think you could superimpose their faces pretty well, same shape.
Now that would be the mother of all mugshots!
Been keeping up with your blog on google reader, but I can't comment from there!
Actually Andy Dick doens't look quite as retared as normal to me.
Andy Dick lives up to his name.
The kind of 17 year old girl who wears tube tops and hangs out outside bars at 1:00 am is the same type who gets groped by Andy Dick. Which cirmcumstance of the two is worse is really up for individual analysis, as both are nasty, traumatizing, un-hygenic, and rife with anonymous body fluids.
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