Potter-y Burn
They're reporting that this weekend's box office champion is "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," which beat out "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" by less than three million dollars.
Uh, yeah. Not sure if the media has noticed, but most Harry Potter fans had something else to do. I'm sure when J.K. Rowling found out "Potter" wasn't the number one movie anymore, she probably retired to her solid gold bed and wept, pausing only to wipe her teary eyes with hundred dollar bills.
(Yeah, I know she's British. I maintain hundred dollar bills would be more absorbent than pound notes.)
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I guess that's the same reason that the VH-1 Trivia Dome that you and I were playing the other night was so deserted. All of our fellow pop culture nerds were out buying their Harry Potter books.
Solid gold bed and hundred dollar bills really made me laugh. :)
You said: "I'm sure when J.K. Rowling found out "Potter" wasn't the number one movie anymore, she probably retired to her solid gold bed and wept, pausing only to wipe her teary eyes with hundred dollar bills."
Hey Reid, I thought those were supposed to be MY hundred dollar bills! Thanks for stopping by my blog with your brilliant scheme. If it works, you get 5%, not 10%.
my husband went to go see harry potter at the midnight showing. I offered sum luvin (IYKWIM). He said he'd rather sit in a dark theatre alone with Harry. Go figure.
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