Nip/Tuck: Crazy
Christian is obviously dreaming about Sean. It's one of those dreams within a dream reserved for horror movies, and gay fantasies.
Sean and Julia's nanny gets drunk, and throws up all over the bottom part of their house. She calls crazy Monica, and this plotline continues.
Brooke Shields is a sex addict, and a submissive tattooed with her ex-lover's name on her back. Larry Hagman has a penis pump stuck on himself. You have to assume both of them must have spent all of that money they earned in the 80's very very poorly.
Sean goes to see Monica, who apparently lives in a motel. She tricks him into piercing her navel, then turns down his offer of severance pay. That's how you can tell she's crazy.
Brooke Shields is upset she doesn't get to show Christian her Calvins.
Sean comes home and finds Monica having a "Hand That Rocks The Cradle" moment.
Larry Hagman can smell the sex on Michelle and Christian, and he wants to watch. For some reason, Christian decides not to do it. For four years, Christian has had every kind and brand of sex imaginable, but now he's calling the moral high ground.
We find out that Brooke Shields is insane, and orchestrating the whole thing. Both Sean and Christian started the season by boinking crazy women they weren't in love with, and now are paying the price.
Sean gets confronted yet again by Monica, who threatens him. Sean can't bring himself to kill her, but she wanders out into the street screaming at him, and gets taken care of "Final Destination" style. Yikes. A chunky, meaty death.
Christian and Michelle have sex for Larry Hagman. Unpassionate, boring, Amish-style sex. Again, it's like the producers of the show are trying to punish us for ever being interested in sex.
Sean and Julia have a nice, quiet dinner alone with every bad guy he's ever known, including a bloody Monica and Manny from General Hospital. Apparently, the ghost of Megan O'Hare was busy.
Final thought: Why do the previews of next week's show always look better than this week's show?
4 Comments:
Yeah, that "Monica becomes a Greyhound hood ornament" scene was like "Final Destination" and "Meet Joe Black" all wrapped up in one. (Blah! I hated that movie. Cool death scene, tho)
i think you like nip and tuck best as me. i love the nany getting drunk part. i am a nanny. but i dont drink ever. and you would never find me on the nanny blog. woodnt it be funny if julias nany was on the http://isawyournanny.blogspot.com/ site? i can so see it
Yeah MHZ, there was really some meat in that death scene. That was my favorite scene in MJB, since it was the only one that didn't take a half-hour to unfold.
And Jackie, the nanny is gone now, but looks like she'll still show up in Sean's hallucinations. Perhaps she's on www.iranoveryournannywithacrosstownbus.com.
This was my last week of depravity. Not because I don't like depravity, but because my ex-husband is a jerk and I am broke and had to cut the satellite down to the bare minimum.
I'm sad.
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