Say It Ain't So, Screech!
Dustin Diamond, "Screech" from "Saved By The Bell," has his own sex tape. In this tape, he has sex with two women and performs an act so disgusting, I don't even want to mention it. Look it up. Then Wikipedia it.
I want to stress that I am just giving you the rundown on the tape from the descriptions. I have not seen this tape. I will never see this tape. If I ever accidentally see it, you guys will know because I will paint the walls with my own brains.
Anyway, I blame womankind for this one. Yes, you ladies out there. What the Hell kind of women would double up on Screech, fifteen years after it would even be relevant? My God, he was the third male lead on a teen comedy. It's not even like you're giving up the nasty on camera to one of the Cory's, or Webster, or Dave Coulier.
Don't blame Screech. It takes two to tango. And sometimes three.
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To quote the newest female lawyer on Boston Legal, "Ick!"
I hear he's a hunka burnin' love now. That said, he's definitely a G-list celeb. Not my bag, baby.
OK, Reid? I'm sitting here eating an apple and looked on Wikipedia for what he did. What a sick f---. And the apple is in the trash.
Yeah, THAT'S why I didn't bring it up. They could sell that description as a diet aid.
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