Reid About It

Tom wants to open a pizza place. Lynette is having trouble dealing with it, because it's obviously stupid.

Gaby comes home, and Carlos has a friend over to sleep with. The divorce continues to disintegrate with the house rapidly turning into Passion Cove.

Julie is completely fooled by Hot Guy, and tricked into doing his homework. "Smart Girls, Stupid Choices...today on Montel."

Gaby brings in an old enemy of Carlos to show him, but for some reason the formerly-easy Gaby isn't going to sleep with him. It blows up in her face, and she and Carlos seem to make up.

Julie goes out to the street for some reason, and finds her friend making out with Hot Guy.

Gaby lets Carlos bring her breakfast in bed and when he arrives, she's slept with somebody she picked up in a bar. She sure learned her lesson about not sleeping with the last guy, eh? While sex seems hard to come by for the main characters on the show, it sure seems like the extras are getting some action.

Edie and Susan continue their fun game of playing with the guy who's barely out of a coma. Susan continues to think that she's a better person than Edie, even though Susan's slept with two other people since getting serious with Mike a year ago. Susan tried to tip the moral scales in her favor by paying a guy to kidnap Mike in his wheelchair.

Bree turns up the crazy on Horny Science Teacher. He agrees to back off, rather than have Bree ruin his life.

Susan can't make Mike remember her, until she trips over something. Then he remembers her, and her ever-narrowing character.

Julie has it out with Hot Guy, and he storms off after spilling a tiny bit of "Shakespeare For Dummies" to make himself seem deeper.

Bree's daughter goes ahead and ruins Horny Science Teacher's life anyway. Bree slowly realizes that she's dealing with a hornier version of herself.