Reid About It

We recap last week's show, in a way that makes Susan really trampy.

Gaby is having a garage sale with all of Carlos's things. Man, she seems hard to deal with.

Mike is awake, but with amnesia. Lucky Mike can't remember that whole crappy second season of the show. The doctor tells Edie to take care of him. Sounds like a good idea, last time she gave him an erection that woke him from a coma. Maybe this time, she'll sit on his face and give him full recall.

Bree goes to the science fair, and we see the fairly obvious beginnings of a subplot with her daughter and her science teacher. Andrew sees a old client from his time on the streets. Nice that we can see homosexuality used as a plot device, eh?

Great Brit invites Susan to come to Paris with him. Why not? She hasn't held a job since her agent went nuts. Julie finally calls her, and the return of Mike to consciousness makes Susan suddenly very ashamed.

Lynette has become the Pete Rose of the kids' baseball league. Lynette continues her string of questionable decisions, purchasing her son's way back onto the team.

Carlos comes home, "Body Heat" style. The cops arrest him, then realize he's not a bad guy and arrest Gaby.

Bree tries to do good in a Holier-than-thou way, and it backfires to show her she's not that Holy. The Danielle/Science Teacher angle has been hotshotted, it seems, and it's taking place right now.

Carlos makes bail for Gaby, then she reminds us that she's really not a good person at heart. He leaves her on the side of the road, leading to a hot-hitchhiker-dream-come-true for truckers.

Susan comes back to Mike, but he doesn't remember her. She's heartbroken and can't understand why he doesn't care about her. After all, she waiting on Mike for a whole six months before sleeping with some other guy she barely knew. What more could she do?