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Liz collapses, and has lack-of-kidney troubles. Christian volunteers his kidney, and also Sean's. Liz is sixty-thousand people away from a kidney. Are we going to see a quest for the kidney she lost in the first episode?

We get more uninspired sex from Christian and Michelle. Is there a new FCC rule against showing any kind of movement during sex this season?

Rosie O'Donnell is back, and she's had her ear ripped off, Reservoir Dogs style. Is there a big future in that kind of slash-and-grab robbery? It doesn't seem to make any sense to me.

Kimber is getting a massage from Matt, and becomes upset with him for getting excited at her orgasm noises. Well, it should be a bit understandable, since she's slept with everyone in his family except Julia, and that's probably coming for a ratings stunt.

Sean is a match for the kidney Liz needs. Before he can get too deep into that, Larry Hagman shows up, post-stroke. Michelle apparently screwed him to death.

Rosie shows up at the med clinic, and sees a mouse with a human ear sticking out of his back. They seem to keep finding new ways to creep us out this season. I guess next they'll show us a baboon with a human vagina sewn on to his head.

Sean denies he's a match for Liz. I guess there's a fine line between helping a friend and life-long dialysis.

Christian discovers what Larry Hagman was on the night he had the stroke. Other than Michelle, I mean.

Christian goes to Kimber's house. She looks at him through the door peephole which is no longer too tall for her, as I pointed out weeks ago. Christian proves to be stronger than Scientology, then reminds us again that he's not a knight in shining armor come to save the princess. He's a dirty rogue who's come to molest the princess while she waits.

Sean finds out Matt is a match for Liz's kidney and realizes his nutcase son who's been into transsexuals, hate-mongers, and Scientology, is actually a better person than Sean is.

Kimber is angry, which will keep her from attaining a higher level as a Thetan, or a Cleric, or an Alderman, or whatever the Hell Scientologists believe they evolve into. Matt comes over and she runs her hand down his pants, or in Scientologist terms, gives him the "Full Travolta."

Rosie and Liz are in recovery. Rosie gives her scene to be considered for Emmy consideration.

Larry Hagman goes home, and Michelle sets up to take care of him for the rest of his life. Because even though they have enough money to buy the McNamara/Troy company, they can't spring for more than one nurse to live in the house.

Sean offers Liz his kidney, but Rosie's kidney is a better match. We get a rare happy ending for the show.