Reid About It

Christian's sex tape has been linked to YouTube. Memo to self, you're never cool when you're naked, wearing a stethoscope and yelling "Touchdown!" Not that it comes up very often.

We have a Mario Lopez sighting that does absolutely nothing to squelch rumors that he's straight.

Christian runs into Matt on his way out. Matt is now a full on Scientology loon, which is also strange because the things he's saying about Christian are true. We've spent three years enjoying him, and now it's time to tear him down.

Sean drives the babysitter home in a way that makes me doublecheck to make sure I'm not watching Cinemax.

The babysitter then proceeds to examine an Oasis song like it's "American Pie." It was her prom theme. What the Hell kind of sick proms did her high school have? It's "Get Drunk & Punch Your Brother" Night at Sweet Valley High.

Yep, it's exactly as bad as you thought it would be, as Sean's plowing the babysitter. Then, in a bit of Al-Gore-related irony, he has to tell Julia his electric car ran out of gas.

Sean feels bad, and Monica appears to be crazy. He goes to fix her nose as a favor, and Christian uses his special Sexual-Spidey-Sense to determine that Sean had sex with her. Man, that's a useful power.

Liz gets fired from Christian/Troy by Michelle, who may or may not be gay. Hell, on this show, she may or may not have a penis. No telling.

We make history, with the first ever network TV mention of the term "cum gutters".

I hate to see the show fall back on the old cliche of the enlightened sensei-figure of the midget male nurse. Man, that's so overdone.

Julia gives birth to Nightcrawler. Sean and Christian weren't there for each other, for the birth of their children and the sucking of their fat.