Reid About It

For another good example of how famous people don't have any idea of what real people want, here's Nicole Richie, who apparently thinks it's unattractive to weigh more than her clothes. Kids, this is what happens when you treat nicotene and caffeine as food groups.

You know, once upon a time, Nicole's dad saw some people that were her age and looked exactly like her, and he concluded that they were starving to death. He went out and got his friends together, and they sang a song for charity to raise money to get them food.