Paris & Montreal
Paris Hilton, onetime easy lay of football stars, was recently seen partying in Montreal with Canadiens hockey goalie Jose Theodore. However, Theodore's girlfriend of eight years (and babymomma of his three-moth-old daughter) promptly threw him out of the house, which is completely understandable.
Face it, ladies, if your man came home and you found out he'd been anywhere near Paris Hilton, you'd require more safety tests than a porn star applying for a government job. Her oft-used vagina gives new meaning to the term "Penalty Box".
As an aside, can you imagine how confused Hilton was by hanging out with a French-Canadian guy named "Jose"? I'll bet she had no idea where she was.
2 Comments:
Reid, you are disgusting. But I still laughed.
Well, that's the most important thing.
For fun, just Google Paris Hilton's name and count how many men (athletes and others) she's been linked with. You'll quickly run out of fingers. Unless you live in the Southern part of Arkansas, perhaps.
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