Reid About It

I hate radio commercials that say "Don't forget to..."

"Don't forget to ask for the weekly special! Don't forget to tell 'em Big Dave sent you! Don't forget our sale ends at midnight!"

Like I need somebody else putting stuff on my plate. I need somebody else filling out my to-do list. Tell 'em Big Dave sent you? What if I tell them that, and they give me a bag of pot? What if Big Dave is a pimp for gay prostitutes?

And another thing, why is there always a "tri-state area"? Even in Hawaii?