Reid About It

After Katrina, it seems like we're all a bit gunshy concerning hurricanes. However, it seems now like the already-easily spooked men and women of meteorology are eschewing their forecasts and going right to the book of Revelations.

Weatherguy: "Well, Rita has gone from a tropical depression yesterday to a category five hurricane today. The forecast for the Gulf Coast is eight to twelve inches of rain, high winds at a hundred and fifty miles an hour, showers of frogs, blood spilling forth from the ground on the overnight, and three-horned goat sightings beginning tomorrow around noon."

Anchor: "Thanks, Bob! Stay tuned, when we come back, Mr. Food makes chili!"