Free Willy 4: Even Free-er Willie
There's another Free Willy movie? Seriously? Didn't Willy just eat someone a few months ago?Perhaps they should start easing back on the cute-killer-whale movies while the memories of the actual-killer-killer-whale are still fresh in our minds.
Likewise, if they plan on releasing a movie where Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gives kids a strong moral lesson, or Jesse James plays a hero who fights Nazis instead of sleeping with them, perhaps you should just leave those on the shelf, too.
And for my money, if you have to rescue the same whale from getting landlocked four times, Darwin dictates he's a goner.
It figures. Jeff Bridges wins an Oscar, Beau Bridges plays second fiddle to a whale in a straight-to-DVD movie.
Reid Kerr has nothing against whales. Or in favor of whales, for that matter.
Reid Kerr has nothing against whales. Or in favor of whales, for that matter.
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