The Super Bowl XLIV Timeline
Why is it the Super Bowl is the only event allowed to use Roman numerals?
In any case, my chock-ful-o'-sarcasm Super Bowl XLIV Timeline is now up, with entries like...
5:20pm - Carrie Underwood performs the National Anthem, clad in white stripper heels and an outfit that can only be described as "Naughty Ice Cream Truck Driver."5:38pm - Peyton Manning throws to Pierre Garcon, which prior to this season, I thought was the guy who seats you at a French restaurant.
5:39pm - Manning throws to Austin Collie, which prior to this season, I thought was a dog breed.
6:21pm - Jay Leno appears in an ad for the Late Show with David Letterman. In other news, the Middle East opens for tourism, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are dating, and Batman and the Joker are recording a new version of "Ebony & Ivory" for charity.
For the whole timeline, check it out over at Examiner.com...
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