Torrid Spelling
From Crestwood, Illinois.Yep, learn the language. Then learn how to spell the word "exceptions" and you can get a job proofreading city signs.
According to Wikipedia, Crestwood is already 92% white. What language could they possibly be worried about gaining a foothold in their village? Are the youngsters starting to proposition each other in Aramaic? Has Klingon been making inroads ever since that last Star Trek movie?
Perhaps Mayor Stranczek is distraught because he heard some teenagers speaking in that Snoop Dogg "-izzle" dialect a few years ago, and they're just now getting around to posting a sign.
4 Comments:
It's probably pointless to note that "Wikipedia" should be capitalized.
Grammarian, proofread thyself.
My thanks, you sarcastic yet nameless proofreader.
Anytime!
Engrish *giggles*
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