Who Wants To Pretend To Shop At Wal-Mart?
Why would someone who shops at Wal-Mart be worried about their identity being stolen? Every time I'm in Wal-Mart, I find myself dreaming that I could be someone else."Hello?"
"Yes, Mr. Skeeter McFoxworthy? This is Acme Credit, we've noticed some unusual activity on your account. Saturday, someone with your credit card went to Wal-Mart and bought a Toby Keith cassette tape, six Dale Earnhardt Sr. collectible plates, and a camo colored baby crib."
"Yeah, that was me."
"Then, Sunday that same card was used to purchase deodorant, a John Coltrane boxed set, and a toothbrush."
"Son of a BITCH!"
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