Reid About It

Lance Armstrong has announced he's returning to the Tour de France, but France's anti-doping agency has challenged him to have his urine samples from 1999 retested.

Apparently they think he was using something then that they can only detect with modern technology, so they want to retest his sample.

See, this is a good reason why no one takes cycling seriously. Any activity that involves saving your own urine for nine years isn't a sport, it's a biohazard. Nobody's asking to check out Trent Dilfer crap from Super Bowl XXXV to make sure he was clean. Michael Jordan has more than his share of memorabilia, but nobody's keeping a sample of his piss, just in case.