Un-Fan Mail!
Email to my blog, obviously after someone saw me on TV. This is from someone on AOL called "GranpaJerry"."Get a haircut!
Are you getting retrofitted for a trip back to the 60's?
Commune living appeal to you?"
Just for future reference, my hair is curly. At this point I wear it curly because girls, most importantly my wife Kimberly, like it that way. After suffering through having curly hair in the 80's and 90's when it was never in style, the winds of chance have turned my curly hair into something that people like and I enjoy taking advantage of it.
Furthermore, I would never change my appearance to be more attractive to anyone called "Granpa." That's kind of gay. And not the good sort of gay that's sensitive and introspective, but rather the bad sort that hangs out in state parks and truck stop parking lots.
Besides, are people still using AOL? What's next, am I going to get crap from somebody on Compuserve? Someone who's ticked at me and loading up my page on Netscape?
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I wanted to comment but my Commodore wouldn't let me.
Those Commodore 64's were classic, man. My dad was still using his up until a couple of years ago. Bill Gates didn't have @^%$# on the 64.
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