Reid About It

Sometimes there's not much I can do other than present the facts to you, my intrepid readers. So here goes, I present to you a woman arrested for disorderly conduct while wearing a cowsuit.

Seriously.

I blame this one on the economy. You can't get a loan for anything, nobody's hiring, the depression is hitting...why not get hammered, don a cow suit, and set about disturbing the neighborhood?

I'm not sure which is my favorite part of this story, although thoughts of the Bovine Avenger urinating on her neighbor's front porch bring to mind a half-dozen "teet" jokes. I also enjoy that the police report "did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit."

Really, what reason could they infer? Mad Cow Disease? She forgot to get her Moo shot?

This is an occasion that just begs for puns, people. Don't feel guilty about using them.