Charity Case
I'm involved with a new charity I'd like to plug here. I've done work with local "Coats For Kids" programs, and there's another segment of the population who also needs our help. When we help them, we all benefit.I'm sure you’ve been in line at the Kwik-E-Mart before and noticed them in front of you, the unfortunate souls buying a pack of smokes, roll of Copenhagen, and a wad of lotto tickets, all while clad only in worn shorts and flip-flops.
Now, you can help. With our new Shirts For Schmucks program, you don't have to fear anymore.
We will take your donations, and by force if necessary, clothe these people. Gone will be the man-breasts, the open wounds and the misspelled tattoos. No longer will you have to avert your gaze from misshapen moles, pock marks, and meth bruises.
With your help, we will cover the masses.
Remember, giving back is good. Showing your back is not.
4 Comments:
I would like to donate my services. I'm going to have to leave the meth heads to you, however. Those folks are freakin' crazy!
What is a "meth bruise".
Sounds like a worthwhile cause.
Karen
Unless you can get some mighty hefty donors, you're going to have to have about 4 donors per shirt.
And what about the women in tube-tops poinking out the top and the middle. Mumus for Mammoths?
p.s. I've heard Flight of the Conchordes a lot lately on RawDog Comedy. They kick ass!
Tonya, I don't blame you. They're scary, and they tend to literally explode. Penelope, meth headstend to be all skin and sinew, and are prone to getting bruised up when they get all freaky and fall out of their trailers.
And mom, we'll have seamstresses sew shirts out of old baseball field tarps and used car lot flags. We will cover this pox upon society.
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