The Lesser Simpson
After she showed up at the game Sunday and watched her boyfriend lose, Jessica Simpson is now persona non grata with the Dallas Cowboys.
After quarterback Tony Romo stunk up the joint with Jessica watching, receiver Terrell Owens jokingly said this week that "Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."
Well said, TO. However, I have one quibble. It's a given that Simpson isn't a fan favorite in Texas Stadium, but where exactly is she a fan favorite?
She's famous, sure. Can anybody tell me why? She sings, but not in an outstanding way. She pretty, but she's probably not in the top 10% of NFL player's girlfriends, or even of women in some sections of Dallas. She's sort of an actor, if you count that last movie she did that went straight to DVD, VHS, and Beta.
It's not like Romo is dating Angelina Jolie, or Madonna in the late 80's. Jessica is more of a latter-day Susanna Hoffs.
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My hubby was watching the game, and we saw the camera pan over to a hoochie blonde in a number 9 shirt. No offense, but I thought it was a typical Texas chick. Then I realized: It's Jessica Simpson. And Joe Simpson's immortal words rang in my head: "She's got double D's! You can't cover those things up."
Remember when she was all God girl?
It took me a minute to remember Susanna Hoffs.
-- Karen
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