The Sum Of All Spears
On the heels of the pregnancy of her sixteen year-old daughter, Lynne Spears's new parenting book has been delayed indefinitely.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea. With her sixteen year-old knocked up and her older daughter turning into a walking STD, mayhap they should just table that literary endeavor until one of them learns to go more than six weeks without getting pregnant, or arrested, or going barefoot in a gas station toilet.
Also delayed for Christmas release, "The Care And Training Of Sporting Dogs," by Michael Vick; "My Next 10,000 Women," by Gene Simmons; and "Fifty Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage," by Pam Anderson.
1 Comments:
My question is why are we seeking parenting advice from the mother who sold her daughters into the white slaverly we call Hollywood. Sorry Reid, I don't prostitute my offspring (if I had offspring).
-- P
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