Insert Your Own Jokes Here
A Danbury, Connecticut mall Santa Claus has said that a woman groped him.
See, it's times like these we need fresh late night talk shows. The mind boggles with the possibilities for humorous one-liners.
Try it yourself. Bonus points for using the phrases "yule log," "Santa's lap," or "reindeer style."
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When I was a wee lassie, my best friend and I were walking around the mall and thought it would be funny to sit on Santa's lap. Well, ol' Santa gave us a good old-fashioned ass pinch. It was enough to make us laugh and not enough to offend us. The picture is priceless.
That said, I thought men LIKED being groped...
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