Reid About It

Not sure how or why I missed it, but Sam Brownback announced last week that he is withdrawing in his bid to become President.

Since I had forgotten he existed, that brings up a good question. If you're running for President, but no one knows it, do you actually have to announce to people unaware of your intentions that you're changing your mind?

I, Reid Kerr, do hereby announce I am not running for President. I will not run, if elected, I will not serve. While I'm at it, I also will not produce the next Jay-Z album, pet-sit for Ellen Degeneres, or quarterback the Oakland Raiders.

I will not perform at the Super Bowl, join the Wu Tang Clan, or direct the "Watchmen" movie. I will not be serving as Britney's AA sponsor, nor will I or join the cast of The View, nor am I the Next Top Model.

And above all else, under no circumstances will I be Dancing With The Stars.

Further bulletins as events warrant.