Kid Rock, Waffle House Barbarian
Man, I love Kid Rock.It's not because of his music, or his lyrics, or his insistence on knighthood for Bob Seger.
I love Kid Rock for his pure, unabashed, low-rent honesty.
If you missed it, Kid Rock got arrested after a post-concert fight in a Waffle House.
In the world of entertainment where no one is what they seem to be, Kid Rock is exactly what he seems. No pseudo-intellectualism, no false airs. You don't see Kid Rock at Disney movie premieres. He doesn't pretend to give to charity, unless you're talking about the United Stripper College Fund. He runs into his slutty ex-wife's ex-husband, and doesn't make nice for the cameras, he tries to kick his ass at the MTV Video Awards.
He finishes a show, and what does he do? Does he get on his tour bus and sip champagne? Have his personal chef prepare his free-range chicken and veggies? Relax with his masseuse?
No, he loads up his entourage of groupies and strippers and goes to the Waffle House, just like every small-time, low-rent band in the world. He probably talks the strippers into paying for his waffles.
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He probably talks the strippers into paying for his waffles.
That's genius, my man. Genius.
I am a Kid Rock fan and you are right. I think he is who he is. His latest CD is great especialy that song HAlf as young which he wrote for his ex Pamela.
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