Reid About It

In news that would have been much more relevant twenty years ago, Boy George has been charged with false imprisonment for chaining a male escort to a wall in his apartment.

Let that sink in for a moment. Ready? Okay, let's continue.

Who does he think he is, Rick James?

My God, that's horrible. It's not only awful, it's certainly not profitable. That poor guy's spent a weekend handcuffed to a radiator in a bad part of town, and he can't even sue Boy George for any money.

That's like getting your car crashed into by Mr. Mister's touring van, or getting your nose broken in a bar fight by Young MC. You don't exactly have shady lawyers beating down your door to file a frivolous lawsuit. What are you going to get in a judgement from Boy George, cigarette butts and lip gloss?