Search Party
I've got a site counter on Reid About It that tells you not only how many people visit the site, but how they are referred to it. I'm always intrigued by the things people are looking for when they find my page. Here's a few samples.
- "tyler tx bad area prostitution" Not sure what the definition for this person of "bad" for prostitution is. Is it too many prostitutes, or can you not find enough prostitutes, or are they not of the requested variety? I need more data on this one.
- "flintstones vitamin crap" Not sure if they're wanting ingredients here or what.
- "what is souse loaf" Good Lord, man, I don't know. I tried to figure it out once.
- "rosie odonnell nude" Why do people always search my site for this? Or search in general? Or why is that possible to type that phrase without governmental sanction, for that matter.
- "jenna jameson pictures" And this is my number one search term, and the reason I mention adult film star Jenna Jameson at least once a month. For that matter, I'm not sure you can really refer to someone in the porn industry can be referred to as a "star." If the same thing happened to any other profession, they'd be pitied as a political prisoner.
- "who sings aruba jamaica" Hopefully this is someone looking for the Beach Boys, and not someone with clues to where Natalie Hollowell is.
- "becoming a professional wrestling referee" Not sure why they came here, or what the first step is joining this profession is, but I'm fairly certain there's no eye exam during the physical.
- "kelly brandon spread her" Not sure if "Kelly Brandon" is some kind of adult film star, or if somebody's just interested in reading hot Beverly Hills 90210 fan-fic.
- "after vasectomy how long wait after gathering sample deliver to lab" Six weeks, I believe. For all the details I have, kind sir, check out the article here.
- "what's on cinemax" Damn good question. Last time I checked, it was Busty Cops 2. It does wrap up a lot of the dangling plotlines from the original Busty Cops, but the pacing and dialogue aren't as good. I watched it, but I'm a completist.
- "josh's testicles" I have no knowledge of this topic whatsoever. All I can say is good luck, Josh.
And of course, some searches on my name. - "reid-free" Ah, wouldn't it be a better world if there was a simple "Reid-Free Button" to press?
- "reid kerr mild end" Not sure what this is asking for, but I think it's a bit better than mild. I'd go so far as to say it's moderately spectacular.
- "reid kerr fight" Just bring it, loser.
3 Comments:
I get a lot of traffic from people searching for the term "evil vegetarians"
and rabid goat
Some of the search terms are downright weird, aren't they. I'm sure there is someone in Google's search department with a strange sense of humour.
I did a post titled "writing behind closed doors". Now, anytime someone wants info on any "behind closed doors" activity, they end up at my site!
It always kills me how people find my site. According to my site meter, a whole lotta people were interested in last week's episode of Bridezillas, where the bride got left at the altar. Lots of people with green pools looking for solutions, too.
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