Unsigned, Unsealed, Undelivered, He's Yours
People Magazine says Kevin Federline won't sign the divorce papers to finally end the War On Marriage that was his relationship with Britney Spears. They speculate that it's because he's worried about her post-rehab partying.
Not sure about that. Has anybody actually ever seen K-Fed Yo read or write? After hearing some of his "music," K-Fed Yo may be taking advantage of his downtime to take "English As A First Language" courses at the local community college. Chances are, he just hasn't reached the "Writing Your Own Name" chapter of the picture book. Is a divorce document legal if it's signed in crayon?
If the legal system in this country truly worked, the authorities would step in and make sure those kids were raised by stronger authority figures, such as a pack of wolves or a large fern.
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I heard she wants him back. They seem like two people who just can't let go of one another. What a freaking train wreck.
I look at it this way. . .
If you throw money at a problem it doesn't solve said problem.
Britney Spears is very much an example of this. Now she's just bait for the leeches.
--P (the cat)
Large ferns can make wonderful parents, teaching sound values and a strong sense of identity.
Just wanted to say I stumbled across your blog at random, then ended up reading every single post you had up and nearly peed myself laughing. Keep it up.
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