The Love Bug
Ouch. Actor Esai Morales is being sued by a former girlfriend who says the former "NYPD Blue" and "La Bamba" actor assaulted her and gave her herpes.
This really seems like a legitimate case. If you were going to sue somebody in Hollywood, Esai Morales isn't the first name that jumps to mind. What's he going to offer her, a VHS copy of "La Bamba" and a birthday card autographed by Los Lobos?
Anyway, that's a lawsuit that even a winning verdict doesn't really help you too much with. If the plaintiff wins, she's still got herpes. And if the defendant wins, well, him too. Seems a bit vengeful.
I'd like to be there for the verdict, though.
"I find in favor of the Plaintiff. I sentence the Defendant to a fine of $25,000 and probation of not less than two years. Oh, and I also sentence him to have everybody in the world know he's walking around with a raging case of herpes. Bailiff, see if you can get that run in the next Entertainment Weekly."
"Court adjourned."
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-- P (the cat)
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