CMAs CYAs
The Country Music Awards were on last night. In spite of my outspoken feelings about country music being bad for health, society, and the economy, I watched a bit of it. My favorite part was when someone won an award and they began to talk too long, the band would play music to shoo them off. Of course, since they were the Country awards, the signal was the playing of a single lonely banjo. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Toby Keith won best song for his latest American anthem, "I'm Gonna Take A Dump In Your Mosque." He just beat out promising newcomer Sara Lee Ann Marie Evans Womack Mellencamp, and her ballad "Drinking Whisky and Throwing Up Your Love".
My favorite part was their all-star salute to tobacco spit cups. Very moving.
1 Comments:
You're both sarcastic AND anti-country music.....ooooh.....i like you already!
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