No-Sell Motel
CAVE CITY, TN -- I like a motel without delusions of grandeur.
How many stars? Five? Four? Nope. Set your sights a bit lower.
I think a single star will be plenty. No need to spend more than twelve bucks on room and board. Those extra stars cost money, you know. Just take a room at the Star Motel, lay back, and shut up.
Enjoy our unheated showers, the black-and-white TVs, and the incontinent-al breakfast.
Nothing's too good for you, and that's just what you get at the Star Motel!
2 Comments:
My favorite sign, and I should have taken a picture, was a hotel in Virginia advertising that they offered color TV... Ha! In 2009, I would hope.
"I stayed in a hotel that was so bad they stole my towels." Rodney Dangerfield.
Post a Comment
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home