Days Of Swine And Roses
Well, just in case you were wondering what the next thing we'd all be talking about once Susan Boyle got old, it's here.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Swine Flu.
The most famous Mexican import since Ricky Martin, the Swine Flu has turned Americans even more terrified of the border than usual.
The outbreak has really cut down on my leisure time. Normally on the weekends, I like to catch a bus down to El Paso and make out with illegal aliens and long-haul truckers coming across the border. Now, I guess I'll just stay home.
They called it the Swine Flu initially, which led many Americans to think it was some kind of disease you get from buying pork chops at Wal-Mart.
For the purposes of not making people deathly afraid of bacon, the name's now been changed from the "Swine Flu" to the "H1-N1...Hey! You Sank My Battleship!" Virus.
3 Comments:
I prefer to call it the aporkalypse.
Ricky Martin is from Puerto Rico
I'm just glad schools are shutting down for two weeks anymore. . . too many people freaking out about the cooties!!!
Karen
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