I Wouldn't Buy That For A Dollar
Offhand, what do you think the failure rate of a dollar's worth of pregnancy test is? I'm guessing you could probably get similar results from peeing on a stick you found in your yard.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say if you've only budgeted a buck for your pregnancy test, you're probably not going to have too much savings kicked back for the unborn's eventual education. That poor kid's not going to see a college unless it has the words "junior" or "clown" in it.
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Okay, being with you when you discovered this little gem did NOT prepare me for this blog.
"community" or "clown"? I almost choked on the Mountain Dew I shouldn't be drinking!
Very funny, Kerr!!
These are a necessity after you buy the dollar condoms.
haha! So far all the $1 pregnancy tests I've used (and I *have* used them) have been 100% accurate.
Still, I never, ever, trust them and almost always end up paying $15for a "real" test that says the same thing.
So, really, every time I buy them, it's like I'm paying a $1 "trust issues" surcharge. Alas.
You must have a dollar pregnancy test after the dollar condom breaks.
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