Fast Food Fatality
In case you missed it, a woman in Dallas died due to a combination of alcohol and severe anger at a fast food joint getting her order wrong. Not only does this give is a good headstart on this year's Darwin Awards, but it also causes me to write scenes for a fourth Police Squad/Naked Gun movie.
Detective Frank Drebin: "This death appears to have been accidental, this woman died reaching for her fast food."
Captain Hocken: "Happy Meal?"
Drebin: "No, Ed. The unhappiest meal of all."
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